February 2012
721 posts
It's 2:09 AM and I am bored.
marththebland:
our researches have been hard at work on a post that we believe will get more notes than any post has ever gotten. it’s complete. the post that will become the most successful tumblr post of all time. prepare yourselves.
I live near the ghetto
omgphantastic:
and whenever I get my license I’m going to burn Rebecca Black’s Friday onto a CD and bump it in my car
Then I’m going to drive down the streets and see how many times I get shot at.
hahaha omg, you’ll be dead =[
ponycamp:
Hit me up if you’re DTF (dependable, truthful, and friendly)
“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
annawintour:
eventually lady gaga will make a music video so long that it will be oscar nominated for best picture
mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
me: yeah neither do i
Mum: What do you want from the shop?
Me: I'll have sixteen thousand chocolate bars, nine hundred packets of sweets, twelve hundred packets of crisps, forty yoghurts and a can of cola please.
beyoncebeytwice:
today in class i was eating pretzels but i was eating too fast and i like started choking and gagging and this boy that i kinda like was sitting next to me and instead of giving me mouth to mouth and falling in love with me like in the movies he just stared at me so i dont like him anymore
