January 2012
December 2011
If tumblr goes down I'll follow you in real life
1 tag
When someone reblogs something that you reblogged
but they reblogged it from someone else.
Reaction to waking up to birds singing outside...
Expectations:
Reality:
That frustrating moment when you've almost...
And you’re just sitting there like
me: omg lets be friends
person: ok
/never talk again
toocooltobehipster:
Lady Gaga is getting really predictable. I think she needs to be unpredictable by wearing jeans and a t shirt.
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
3 tags
When your parents forget your name
how many children do you have?
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
I've decided on promo thursdays;) first 10 reblogs...
legit-humor:
you gotta be following me cus i’m amazing yeah HAHA
x.
