March 2012
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
marththebland:
WHEN DID THIS
BECOME HOTTER THAN THIS
people that have “im better than u” on their sidebar
users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
marththebland:
reblog if you
yes, I
February 2012
1 tag
overplayed:
embarrass yourself
spend the rest of your life remembering that moment and dying a little more inside each time you do
OMG!! They are gonna kiss! Referee, do something!!...
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
pjxel:
To give that recipe an extra kick, try substituting cocaine for flour
sounds like a good idea.
people at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.
